（pointing to a Bentley): “Daddy can we buy this car?”
Me (laughing): “Can’t afford this one.”
(Matter-of-factly): “I know. You can’t even afford a Lamborghini.”
Me: “Now why be a prick for no reason…”
(After giving $2 to someone with a sign): “Daddy, I think everyone should give $1,000 to poor people.”
Me (suspicious): “Have you been watching CNN? Is the ‘Yang Gang’ still a thing?”
“Daddy thanks for buying the drawers for me. Let me give you $20.”
Me: “Sure, thanks.”
“Do you want a $20 or two $10?”
Me (Highly suspicious): “朝三暮四？把我当猴耍？”
Wang Maomao 